Good old days Javascript

Good old days Javascript:

if( confirm('Are you sure?') ){ ... do stuff ... }

Modern days fancy Ecma script (abridged):

1. Think a lot
2. Write 100KB of untestable code
3. Instanciate a factory.
4. Build an anonymous function.
5. Don't forget to hoist your variables.
6. Fire a dozen async events in two different frameworks
7. Don't forget to use .promise()
8. Catch your events in a completely remote and random other place.
9. Build a jQuery UI modal dialog with appropriate call backs
10. Oh no, it's too slow in IE :(
11. Go back to step 1.

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